"Did you see me with that girl? She let me grab her tits is dressed like a slag..."
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"
"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"
"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"
by The Barren Slag Hater June 19, 2008
Get the barren slagmug. Mouldy, torn bit of flannel used post-coitally by dirty slappers for 'mopping up' various copious liquids after incidents of explosive sexual union. Used predominantly by a Samantha (hehe).
Having blown him off but miscalculating the arc of his sexual effusions, Mary reached for her slag rag and wiped the residual bollock-chutney from her cheeks...
Pass us the slag rag, will you? There's a good lad.
Jemima: "gosh, what I really need now is a slag rag"
<Goebbels passes Jemima a slag rag>
Jemima: "Thanks, Goebbels"
No, I said use the hand towel to dry your face, not the slag rag!
Pass us the slag rag, will you? There's a good lad.
Jemima: "gosh, what I really need now is a slag rag"
<Goebbels passes Jemima a slag rag>
Jemima: "Thanks, Goebbels"
No, I said use the hand towel to dry your face, not the slag rag!
by Dave, my Slave October 16, 2008
Get the slag ragmug. A generally cheeky person with slaggish tendancies. An exceptional example is Olive, of the extra virgin variety of course.
Jen: let's go out!!!
Olive: well maybe when i've prtended to work for half an hour then had phone sex for 3.
Jen: You're a slag-troll.
Olive: I know, let's get pissed.
Olive: well maybe when i've prtended to work for half an hour then had phone sex for 3.
Jen: You're a slag-troll.
Olive: I know, let's get pissed.
by Jabbifer November 4, 2004
Get the Slag-trollmug. A woman/thing that's stinky and slags off men after she/it knocks them unconscious with her wiff, a great example of this is amner who is famous for roaming the sewers
by chromie14 June 8, 2021
Get the Stinky slagmug. by Beanerporchmonkey March 14, 2014
Get the slag guttermug. by MOANINGCOW October 28, 2022
Get the slags acomug. Dating someone immediately after being with someone else, especially on the same day or next week. Normally would be a rebound but constantly having boyfriends.
She was really young and she already had another boyfriend and it had only been a week, she dumped her other two boyfriends in the same month, she's such a slutty slag
by Classicaldefintionsuno August 27, 2017
Get the Slutty slagmug.