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What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.
Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN May 3, 2005
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dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?
wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this
by nobody-12 November 25, 2018
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Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
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Search Party

During a circle jerk someone turns off the lights and everyone then attempts to find and jerk off another dick in the darkness.
It was only 10 minutes into the circle jerk before Ron decided to turn off the lights and form a search party.
by Master.Implosion August 27, 2018
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search feature

A tool used to search for past threads on message boards. Is considered godly at Broadwayworld.com.
There's already a thread like this... USE THE SEARCH FEATURE!
by Yowza3 September 3, 2006
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searchstring

The searchstring provided valuable info.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.
"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."
by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009
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