Scrumper

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

scrumtralescent

describing a divine thing, ranging from audio to visual and items like various drugs.

Bengt is über scrumtralescent.

This is bengt he's scrumtralescent.

Hey I have a re-productive organ in teh pants, you wanna do something scrumtralescent?

by vetzka June 5, 2004

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrumpadequapish

the roots of this word are scrumptious and quap (cum bubble queef). this word is used to describe the lusciousness of a woman's vagina when the word luscious isn't enough.

Sarwa's vagina is so luscious that the word luscious doesn't do justice... its scrumpadequapish.

or

Brittney's is scrumpadequapish

by yagamilight5416716 March 14, 2010

scrump

A sexy male that looks good enough to eat/bite. Originating from the word scrumptious.

He is a scrump. I hope it's some scrumps lurking in the club tonight.

by Evanie March 5, 2008

scrump

Verb. To hump Jensen Ackle's "I can has a cookie?" face.

Wtf does "scrump" mean?

It is the word for humping Jensen's cookie face, naturally.

by CookieScrumper September 29, 2007