sigma science

Science so complicated one needs to use calculus most of the time to express concepts. From the "sigma" letter in calculus, the symbol that is used to express summation.

Quantum physics is a sigma science.

by pentozali May 1, 2008

triple science

A truly glorious subject only taken by the kids in the cool kid club, everyone else must bow down to them. It is every kids dream to become a triple science student as if you were one then you are at the top of the popularity hierarchy.

Jason: "wow, you see that triple science kid"
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*

by thegangster April 22, 2020

Tonality Science

The scientific study of the tones individuals use to express a word.

Carlos was listening to Grand Funk Railroad play "The Loco-Motion" and was amazed by the singer's adroit use of tonality to each time he expressed a word or a few of them in succession convey a message or messages which were quite a little different, complimented, or reinforced the words he sang. He realized tonality was but has not been raised to the level of a science, and coined the term Tonality Science to go in that direction.

by but for October 25, 2017

Bro Science

Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible

Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god

by Mao zeschlong May 11, 2022

Science Project

An activity involving a sequence of steps that the speaker prefers not to deal with.

Sorry I did not follow through on the family reunion. It turned into a science project.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

by Sgaana January 1, 2022

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023