To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014

Feminine based pseudo science. Common beliefs with no real basis in science but are practiced and passed down like sacred old wives tales and "chick wisdom"
Also see bro science
Also see bro science
My mom always told me that emu oil makes your hair grow. I have no idea if that true or just some old sis science.
by portiapotter September 7, 2020

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..
CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.
by Sgaana January 1, 2022

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.
by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.
"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."
"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021
