My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

Bullet Serve

Its a type of serve in ping pong. It was named by Prashanta , who is a well known ping pong master. The serve gets its name because of the high speed the player hits the ball at. It requires the player the to hit the ball at very high speed and very low altitude from the net. To do so, player must hit the ball with the very corner of the bat and land it at the very corner of the table on their side. No one could serve as fast as Prashanta but Prashanta's side kicks, Jonathan and Yazan came close to its mastery.

Oh no! I just got bullet served!
Holy moly. The bullet serve is so fast.
Prashanta is so good at using bullet serve!

by JesusLordBuddha December 12, 2020

Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole

“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”

by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022

serving curtis

when you slay so hard and look so fucking sexy you are serving Curtis.

Person 1: dang look at they guy
Person 2: oh he is soo serving Curtis

by PastelSour September 10, 2023

“Serving Ground Beef”

The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)

“I’m just “serving ground beef” later b, pull up”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Serve

To sell to someone

I'll serve you later

by Cracksmkrsbbystter September 16, 2025