A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
Get the My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothingmug. It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
by ace zero June 22, 2014
Get the My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzasmug. When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.
considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022
Get the Self Serve Clam Chowdermug. by PastelSour September 10, 2023
Get the serving curtismug. a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.
Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.
Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
by n-nisan February 23, 2021
Get the Well Servedmug. 1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.
2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.
Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend
2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.
Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend
My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.
We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.
We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.
by LSam October 5, 2020
Get the Single Serving Neighbormug. Hot issues are better resolved when there is less tension. This proverb, coined by Snow (John Snow), means that emotional conflicts or sensitive situations are best handled after tempers have cooled — not in the heat of the moment. Like eggs that can still be enjoyed after chilling, some matters are better when allowed time to settle.
“I wanted to confront my business partner yesterday, but I waited. You know what they say — eggs are better served cold.”
by Snowbigmule August 5, 2025
Get the Eggs are better served coldmug.