Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023

send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.

Could you send science before we meet.

by Abstract identity September 25, 2018

Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018

Science Project

An activity involving a sequence of steps that the speaker prefers not to deal with.

Sorry I did not follow through on the family reunion. It turned into a science project.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

by Sgaana January 1, 2022

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023

Bro Science

Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible

Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god

by Mao zeschlong May 11, 2022