Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

A girl who bullies their brother's friend.

Me: Dang piper just said i'll die alone
Brother: Yea

by funnydudelolgetgood April 14, 2022

Piper

Piper is a beautiful person she likes games and play with her friends she is sweet and kind and sometimes she gets mad but 2 minutes later she’s the funniest person to be around

Person 1: that girl is so funny! Person 2: yep that’s Piper!

by Cyya March 29, 2025

Piper

Piper is an amazing girl and she’s very funny. She has brown hair and brown eyes. Piper is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.. Yes she does has a little bit more energy then anyone I know but I still love her. She’s very caring and sweet:)<3

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s piper she’s the best!

by urmomlovescheese May 8, 2022

kai piper

Slang for smoke weed

Used in nz by parent's

Son dad's going for a kai piper

Mainly used so kids don't accidentally snitch on you at school

by Some weed April 24, 2024

Piper

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by anonymous June 23, 2022

Piper

A really fun person to be around. She will always be there for you if you need help and is very relatable. But she is an amazing friend in a no homo way.

If you ever have know a piper get to know her better and you’ll be surprised on on how amazing she is

by She wan December 10, 2020