Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.

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by panic puffs November 21, 2016

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 2, 2021

Girl In Panic

When you are so excited or overwhelmed over a new song or album. Specifically girl in red.

Person one "Have you even heard Body And Mind!?"
Person two "Yeah!! It's so relatable! I was the Girl In Panic!

by darkcatch April 30, 2021

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013