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Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.
"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."
by lumberjack77 January 1, 2015
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Kilty pleasure

When she gives you a little scottish reach around
Yeah she gave me a kilty pleasure to remember her by
by Lolbruhwtf May 21, 2017
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kilty pleasure

When a bar wench reaches around under your kilt and gives you something to remember her by.
That lass over yonder gave me some kilty pleasure last weekend
by Dicktonairy May 27, 2017
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kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.
Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...
by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018
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Pregnant pleasure

When you're fucking a pregnant girl, you're dick is inside her and her baby gives you a handjob.
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Denim pleasure

When your wearing jeans and the seam presses against your cooter in just the right way
These jeans give me major denim pleasure
by Bella.bear August 23, 2019
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Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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