National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

Hop, skip, & go naked

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!

Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got

by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015

Skip

A mouse with 120 laff, maxed gags.

Outgoing,Crazy, and weird..
She loves her friends and knows how to brighten the mood😊

Person: can you help me with my maxed merits?
Skip: Hell ya! Let's do them all!
Person: tysm
Skip: np fam! :3

by Rosie_ttr June 19, 2017

nation's skip

exo is irrelevant since nobody even their own fandom streams their music since they spend their entire time obsessing over bts

therefore, exo is the nation's skip

exo is nation's skip and nobody listens to their music worry about that

by obsessedwithme July 27, 2021