by Cornbread0023 November 22, 2018

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 8, 2022

1. The brain playing tricks on you.
2. The brain just straight fucking with you.
3. That shit I listen to on a weekly basis.
2. The brain just straight fucking with you.
3. That shit I listen to on a weekly basis.
1) Guy: I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER! FUCKING JASON VOORHEES WAS COMING AT ME WITH A MACHETE MADE OF TEETH. MY MOMS TEETH!
2). Girl: Oh, school is a fucking nightmare. Goddamnit I can’t sleep at night.
3). Me, at 3 am: YOU SHOULDVE KNOWN, THE PRICE OF EVIL, AND IT HURTS TO KNOW THAT YOU BELONG HERE, YEAAAAAH!!! Oooo~ It’s your FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
2). Girl: Oh, school is a fucking nightmare. Goddamnit I can’t sleep at night.
3). Me, at 3 am: YOU SHOULDVE KNOWN, THE PRICE OF EVIL, AND IT HURTS TO KNOW THAT YOU BELONG HERE, YEAAAAAH!!! Oooo~ It’s your FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
by KingKrispy47 February 27, 2020


A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.
Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack
7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
