Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018

Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

Josh

Supper smart' my equal rival, he's mediocre at woblox, he's very single

Dang josh is almost as cool as Ben

by Yasss queen 78 November 5, 2018

Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.

Are you joshing rn?

by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022

Josh

The most amazing person you will ever meet and really cute. If you dont talk to him
youll regret it and be lonely forever. He is kind and thoughtful and any girl would be happy yo have him by their side❤️

Have you seen abis boyfriend josh??
Yeah hes fittttt

by iliketurtles123456 November 3, 2017

Josh

A nasty man that will never go away

Ewww it's a josh

by Its you best friend July 22, 2017

Josh

Josh also known as pop clutch can’t drive anything that has a motor in it. When he rides a dirt bike he pops the clutch and wrecks half the time. When he drives a side by side he crashes into trees after talking about what a great driver he is.

Josh: hey guys
Me: shutup pop clutch

by nitsird June 23, 2019