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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

I&I

: 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘐𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 ,𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴.

I&I - family, friends etc.

by Greatbritaindavidson July 24, 2023

E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

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😱:E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

by TourageKnight January 29, 2025

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

I W I W S A C W Y

I WISH I WAS SAMMY AND CUDDLE WITH YOU

I W I W S A C W Y zaillyn

by APIRL H November 2, 2020