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a word that u use when a girl blocks u on msn and not ur friend and ur friend sends her a message to unblock that blocked friend so that u can call her a hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk and then she gets offended and YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
man that hoebag Hailey is a real hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk
by the guy wit a mac-10 September 18, 2008
mugGet the hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonkmug.

sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.
ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch
by sad fat ass March 15, 2019
mugGet the sad fat ass hippo lookin bitchmug.

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
mugGet the 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hatmug.

Hungry Hippo

A sex act ,involving the man laying on top of the woman in the 69 position with his balls in the womans mouth . She then proceeds to jam her thumb in the mans asshole rapidly causing him to lunge forward ; mouth open towards her pussy like a Hungry Hippo.
That woman wore my asshole out playing Hungry Hippo last night!!!!
by Slobby Robbie November 14, 2015
mugGet the Hungry Hippomug.

Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room
I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.
by SickNurse August 26, 2009
mugGet the Long Range Hippomug.

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.
mugGet the Hippo Bitemug.

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party
it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share
by Sexydimma January 20, 2015
mugGet the pull the hippo out of the mudmug.

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