hood me

The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.

My costume is on. Hood me!

by Twi Shorts December 27, 2021

hood nap

The act of passing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.

John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"

Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."

by sfdave October 05, 2009

my hood

The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.

"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John

"Lets go to my hood and chill"

by Traverse May 06, 2006

hood irony

Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.

hood irony cuh

by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 21, 2019

Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.

Hood putty

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Throbbin Hood

you probably heard this in a Smii7y or Kryoz youtube video. its a porno on the hub.

kryoz: lol throbbin hood
smii7y: im pretty sure thats a porno ive seen

by Cyirinn November 28, 2020

Hood rip

The act of smoking marijuana at your house.

I always start off the day with a hood rip, it fills that empty void in me.

by Friendly rice June 04, 2011