Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
She is a very iconic person, they also love woojin so so much💖!! They are a leprechaun and love irish jigging they are so amazing. Remember to still dream🥹
by .yongbokz May 08, 2022
When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
When one deffacates into a females mouth thus causing the female to gag from all the shit going down her throat. The shit sliding down the side of the mouth and, mixed with throw up gives it the effect as if though lava is flowing out of an erupted volcano.
by Spasa Jovanovich December 08, 2007
Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly
by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010
What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.
Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."
Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."
Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".
Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."
You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."
Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."
You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."
by Angi "Helen" Nelson November 20, 2006