gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

Gettin' Dunked

A euphemism for someone's progression toward drunkenness, much like getting "wasted," "hammered," "plastered," or "sloshed."

Especially appropriate for ballers, or in sports bar scenarios.

"Dude, I'm gonna take some shots. GETTIN' DUNKED!"
"Get dunked, bro!"

by Fistpump Snowbear September 20, 2012

gettin' stealthay

To have a secret sexual relation with someone. To get butt while keeping it on the DL.

Guy1 : Hey man, you get any butt recently?

Guy2 : Yah dude, how about you?

Guy1 : Yah but tell me who???

Guy2 : I can't man, I'm gettin' stealthay

by King Of Butt October 15, 2011

Gettin’ Jiggy With It

When one forces themselves onto the verge of asphyxiation in pursuit of self-pleasure by way of ejaculation. Predominantly performed as a solo act with a belt.

Brad was found Gettin’ Jiggy With It in the closet at work.

by Gettin’Jiggy404 May 12, 2025

Gettin’ to

Informal southern american term for an open container of alcohol, typically a single or 22 oz beer, intended to be enjoyed before arriving at another destination to continue drinking.

Let’s stop at the WAWA, I need to get me a gettin’ to

by Dunkin_Johnson August 5, 2022

gettin lucky

Coming upon unexpected sexual intercourse.

Homie 1: Last night I ran into Jan. I was gettin lucky until her Mom came home.

Home 2: You are the man!

by Dr Shakes December 26, 2011

gettin jiffy with it

When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by anonymous December 22, 2022