1. They can't stop lieing
2. They never keep promises
3. They lie to theirselves
4. They are a pathological liar
5. They think they are honest
6. They don't know jonesty
2. They never keep promises
3. They lie to theirselves
4. They are a pathological liar
5. They think they are honest
6. They don't know jonesty
Signs of a Glidepath
by 459395 April 30, 2022
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by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
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The act of feeding your partner an assortment of items from Taco Bell before sexy time, inserting a butt plug in their ass, gluing a small paper parachute on it, and putting them in a face down ass up position. Once there, abruptly squeeze their stomach so that the butt plug shoots out of their ass and glides down slowly. Bonus points if it lands back in their ass.
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