Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

by Sgaana January 1, 2022

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023

sis science

Feminine based pseudo science. Common beliefs with no real basis in science but are practiced and passed down like sacred old wives tales and "chick wisdom"

Also see bro science

My mom always told me that emu oil makes your hair grow. I have no idea if that true or just some old sis science.

by portiapotter September 7, 2020

Science Stuffs

You were probably typing this in because you were bored while doing a science project.

Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 6, 2017

Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018

send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.

Could you send science before we meet.

by Abstract identity September 25, 2018

Deistic Sciences

Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.

"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."

"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."

by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021