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booty doobie

placing a joint or blunt between a girls butt cheeks and smoking it.
girl get you nothin' on and we can smoke some booty doobies
by heybitchyoutalkalotofshit August 11, 2011
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Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.
Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!
by Bobotastic November 24, 2016
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Prison-doob

Pri·son·doob (pr-is-in-doob)
-noun

1. A slang term used for a very small, tightly rolled, marijuana cigarette. It is believed that the term has originated from certain incarcerated individuals who used this technique in order to hide the marijuana in either, (a) a tightly spaced area, or (b) somewhere in or on the body. This term is often associated with humor and/or sarcasm, as opposed to the actual act itself.
1. "What the hell kind of joint is this? You rolled a fucking prison-doob, dumbass."
by C Card January 6, 2008
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dinner and a doobie

The fairly self-explanatory expression used to describe the events of an evening, usually spent either with friends or with a girl you like. It's just like doing "dinner and a movie" ...except way better. Also can be sung as a parody of the Phish song "Dinner and a Movie", like so: "Let's go out to dinner and SMOKE A DOOBIE!"
Stefan: Do you have plans for tonight?
Carolyn: Yeah.
Stefan: What are you doing?
Carolyn: Dinner and a doobie, with you.
Stefan: word.
by FreshmanHippieGirl October 27, 2007
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doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)
John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.
by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008
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doobie

Mariajuana ciggarette
Hey, pass me that doobie (joint)!
by AllyStaley May 1, 2006
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scooby doobie

To roll up a fat joint and kick it with Shaggy.
HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY SCOOBY DOOBIED ALL NIGHT
by JamesThe giantpeach June 7, 2014
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