Cock Blocking like a G

The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.

Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"

Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"

by youwish1111 May 25, 2011

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

by bowser3 May 21, 2011

Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex

the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block

by alwaysangry November 30, 2009

e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

by No you do February 24, 2009

Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.

John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."

by Kegmeister October 4, 2012

Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos

by rissie2q January 19, 2013

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021