some idiot who searched up his own name
by aninternetnoob February 11, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 
a boy with a man vagina he wants men's cocks and also has sex with Asian girls. he like spaghetti and is really dumb.
by shrekisababe October 28, 2014
Get the chrismug. Chris is a character. never knows what he wants till its to late. is not good with commitment. but is very good at sex. knows exactly what a girl wants physically but not emotionally. needs a push in the right direction most of the time. but has a good heart. tends to fall for the hard headed bitches.
Chris
by littlemermaid13 September 8, 2011
Get the Chrismug. Best guy ever :) So lovable and will always make you laugh and smile :) Sexy as H*LL and will kick some A$$ if he has to. My one and only :)
by LOC0730 October 12, 2011
Get the Chrismug. A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.
Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"
"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""
Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
"Oh you're a stoner?"
"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""
Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013
Get the chrismug. V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.
(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.
(N) Fagasshitwad
(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.
(N) Fagasshitwad
(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"
"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"
"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"
"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
by PECwich April 12, 2010
Get the Chrismug.