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basic bitch

A person that obsesses with being so basic that they bitch at you if you're less basic than them.
That basic bitch had no appreciation for any opulence, due to her jealous, pathetic embrace of self-martyrdom and her lack of individuality.
by Quantum Singularity August 27, 2015
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Basic Bitch

One who spends the majority of their time at Starbucks, watching Netflix, and taking Instagram photos on snapchat.
This species wears uggs, sweaters, and looses their absolute shit over fall.
by Idrathernotdealwithyourightnow September 13, 2016
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basic bitch

A dude (usually a white dude) who does the same boring ass shit (patriarchal, status quo shit) as all the other dudes.

Example 1 : White dude who drinks beer is telling the not-dude brewer at a brewery how to make a better lager because he drank one once in Germany. Basic. Fucking. Bitch.
Example 2: Dude asks a woman's father for permission to marry (own) her with no indication from his partner that she thinks that's cute. Basic. Fucking. Bitch.
Example 3: A polo and khakis because that's what you and all your frat friends wore in college. Basic. Fucking. Bitch.

You're boring us, you basic, unoriginal, patriarchal nobody.
Damn, that basic bitch just asked four blonde women if they want a drink without even starting a conversation the women then decided to engage in. Bros are so uninspiring.
by floydworks December 20, 2016
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basic bitch

A female (rarely a male but can be) who is boring, lame, and does not know which way is up. She gets the majority of her clothes at Hollister and has a Coach purse. She also wears fake Uggs. She may think she has swag but clearly does not. She also doesn't have as much money as her friends who are swagged out in Louboutins, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton. She thinks the Black Eyed Peas are the best band, and never wears makeup. She is uncultured and has never stepped outisde of her hometown. She doesn't wear jewlery or sunglasses. The worst thing a girl can be called these days, is a basic bitch.
Wow she is such a basic bitch I am not texting her back!

or

Why do we allow her to hangout with us, she is such a basic bitch!
by ParisP October 22, 2011
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Basic Beta

Friend: "I can't think yet. I need my pumpkin spice coffee first."
You: "... you're such a basic beta."
by BasicOnTheInternet October 18, 2016
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Basic Bitch

All of Daniell's exes
All of Daniell's exes are basic bitches.
by Leilyn Is Mine May 27, 2017
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Visual Basic

A very powerful, but yet underrated programming language made by Microsoft. It's a very easy language to learn, and it usually has suprisingly good results.

Many people think it isn't a real programming language, but nothing could be further from the truth. It is a good language. Here is why:

Most patches, trainers, and hacks made for the cool games many people play are made using visual basic.

Many programs that you can produce in visual basic are extremely lightweight.

For all you C++ people who think it is a fake, waste of time language, well, not many people want to have to get a degree to know what their doing when programming. What you make in 1000 lines of code, you can do it in visual basic in about 2.
Visual basic code:

If textbox1.text = "" then
button1.enabled = false
else
button2.enabled = true
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