Boy Band Effect

The boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. When alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cluster of males like that of a boy band. Works best when one guy is actually good looking. The boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a British accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. See cheerleader effect for female equivalent.

Jessica - "Lets go talk to those guys they're cute!"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"

by Sundae Bouraguard & Clancy Mac August 13, 2013

gods favorite boy band

the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.

awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”

person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band

by raeissleepy December 30, 2020

marching band

the only after school activity with long, dark, coed bus rides

Yo, why the hell is the marching band so lucky. They get coed bus rides in the dark.

by Anny122 December 16, 2008

bandcest

Derived from the word incest. Bandcest relates to bands whose members are overtly friendly and/or sexually active with other members within their own musical group.

This word was developed, but not restricted, to describe the sexual relationship (slash) between all male members of a band.

An example of bandcest can be found by observing the relationship in bands such as Placebo or Fleetwood Mac.

by suckerlove July 16, 2008

Cleveland Brass Band

A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.

Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!

Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.

by winnberg October 23, 2009

marching band

here's one way of saying it

The fun and only way to really take up your summer and enjoy it at the same time. need I say more?

8 hour practices for two weeks minimum in the summer before school starts

by crash December 19, 2003

one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008