Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
by Jetason March 21, 2022
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Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh
by C. Greene June 21, 2020
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by Lightrell September 30, 2017
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Get the Brendan mug.Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021
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