brendan

a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.

did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...

by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025

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Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

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The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.

Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.

Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.

by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025

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Brendan

This richest Blacket player in the leaderboard.

Even Brendan cant afford

by !Brendan March 25, 2025

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Brendan

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.

Brendan is hot as hell.

by Unresistable... May 22, 2025

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