Brendan

Renees future husband whom she shall hav 10 kids with.

Is tht renees brendan?

by Abcdefg12345abcdefg April 18, 2018

Brendan

sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!

All Brendans are awesome!!

by BaDaS* October 14, 2021

Brendan ohared

Extremely drunk

Oh man you are completely brendan ohared

by Thenj March 23, 2015

Brendan

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.

Brendan is hot as hell.

by Unresistable... May 22, 2025

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole

Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022