Kiwi

An Irish slang term for thanks

person 1: You're so pretty!!

person 2: kiwi 🥝 xx

by lovinqpanic November 24, 2019

Kiwi

A delicious fruit only magically people can taste

She has the best kiwi in town

by K1Q6S February 24, 2015

Kiwi

Kiwi is the hottest song from Harry Styles. He is having a baby and it’s non of your business! A fan threw a kiwi on stage and Harry slipped. Fans go crazy about kiwi!

“Oh there is a actually kiwi on stage!” - Harry Styles.

by KIWIGIRLBTCH June 24, 2018

Kiwi Day

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi

Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*

by slimecicle lover fr December 14, 2023

Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head

He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit

by Bavkpavk181818 January 16, 2021

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 May 31, 2018

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024