When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.
Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
by percyflower July 5, 2018
Get the suicide cardmug. Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them
Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019
Get the Goofy cardmug. it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.
dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.
by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009
Get the Spare Cardmug. to be able to talk openly about anything.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.
hands over wild card to friend
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"
by Krkič August 6, 2019
Get the wild cardmug. by Samalamb March 17, 2018
Get the Cailyn Cardmug. Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.
Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
Get the Cards for Tardsmug. The pigs thought they had me in a corner but I flashed my PBA card and they walked away with their tail tucked between their legs.
by DJ Misunderstood Ninja March 27, 2023
Get the PBA cardmug.