Yngvi

Yngvi (has evolved into "yngz" in some states) is

a. Being a party animal and embarrassing yourself on the dancefloor.
b. (philosophy) The fundamental belief system that there is no reason that tomorrow will ever come and therefor partying accordingly.

Wow, Tom really was a total yngvi yesterday.

What's up with Jordan? He's been acting all yngz tonight!

by totally_omfg February 3, 2010

Yngi

A term used to describe a cute piglet

Wow look at that sow and those yngis!

by Demeiz April 13, 2009

Yngwie Malmsteen

Fucking amazing Sweedish Neo-classical guitarist who rips Vai and Satriani a new asshole.

Dude, Malmsteen plays the sexiest music ever.

by Love, Kowski January 13, 2004

Yngwie Malmsteen

A seemingly worthless (At least today) neo classical guiarist. He is known for popularizing neo classical metal. He was one of the first guitarists (Along with randy rhoads and others) to use very exotic scales and borque classical influences in his composition. About 95% of his stuff is mindless shredding, but his groundbreaking Rising Force album is full of classics!

Yngwie Malmsteen is fat... He doesnt even do anything... He just sits around and eats cheesecakes all day.

by lahunley September 30, 2006

Yngwie Malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen is a guitarist. He plays fucking fast as hell, but his music is terrible.

Yngwie is pretty fast, but Steve Vai fucking buries him.

by Aces High November 30, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

Hendrix is the best.

And you all know it.

by hendrix August 1, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

Malmsteen is not the greatest guitarist, in fact his music can be downright difficult to sit through. He has talent, no doubt, and his best work is when he is playing classical, which he does better than anyone. Refer to satriani for the best guitarist, whose music has meaning and is not just loud noise.

Yngwie Malmsteen is a waste of talent, and his annoying solos suck.

by love, mom February 28, 2005