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yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
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Huguenot Yacht Club

Another yacht club on the long island sound, lots of rich people from pelham manor go here, to store their fancy yacht. Neighboring the new york athletic club. Founded in the 1800s. The sailors are world class, another example of rich yacht clubs on the sound like larchmont yacht club. THEY OWNED AN ISLAND! AN ISLAND!
Honey, why dont we become members at the huguenot yacht club? Oh dear you know you have to have an income of 500,000 dollars a year to be a member! Remember, were from new rochelle no pelham!!
by Landon673 October 25, 2019
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