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Willemming 

A word used in North London. The point in which someones personal space issues get so bad that it gets to the point where they are practically spooning you.
Dude, fucking stop! Your willemming all over me!
Willemming by TeeEmGee March 1, 2013

Skunk Wieler 

The act of placing ones buttocks on anothers face, so that each cheek is resting on each eyelid. The person then fires bursts of anal juices into the face of the victim/participant.
Fucking hell, my eyes are red.. I totally got a Skunk Wieler last night!
Skunk Wieler by Reezy:) December 20, 2010

smizoke the wizeed 

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.
Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down
smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
One of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. You'll love him like a brother. He will fall for everyone who is worthy and they better accept him for the quirky guy he is.
"Hey did u see Willem"

"Ya he's soo nice"
Willem by Sassy Photographer November 4, 2012
He is a cool dude who is awesome at Taekwondo and will beat your ass. He is kind, friendly and will sweat at everything (including computer games). He is paranoid most of the time but sometimes it means something. He is sporty and intelligent and doesn't mean "A person who reuses condoms". If you ever get the chance to meet a Wezley make sure to be friends with him as he might be a lifelong friend or enemy.
"Hey I met someone called Wezley today, he was awesome and hate reusing condoms!"
Wezley by W.J.A.T February 24, 2020