Wessel Janse van Rensburg

A South African legend famous for the most attractive man ever to come out of the country. A white male with amazing eyes.

Girl: Have you heard of Wessel Janse van Rensburg?
Other Girl: Of course! Isn't he breathtaking?!

by Joseph van der Merwe September 11, 2012

Wessel

Slijmbal

You are a Wessel!
Stfu!

by Adriaantje September 12, 2018

Wessel

(Noun)

1. How a Scottish person says “Vessel,” a Vessel full of the loads of other men.

2. A human male pin cushion for other dudes.

He sure was a Wessel. My buddy Robert was so gay he was a dripping wet Wessel.

by TruthBombsMcgee April 16, 2024

Wessel

A guy who is secretive about his private life.

He has obligations. Such a Weasel Wessel!

by Kolla404 December 3, 2023

dirty wessel

When your game is boneless chickens, fresh cheese and hard-on cream

He fed me and then we went big. He was a real dirty wessel

by CandiCreep June 15, 2023