Australian Weed Wacker 

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

Australian Weed Wacker by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022

Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.

Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.

Washington Weed Wacker by Cheese_master February 17, 2026

Wacking the weed wacker 

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

Wacking the weed wacker by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker 

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker by cruxiql July 2, 2025

Weed Wanker 

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

Weed Wanker by SuttonP June 24, 2011

Weed Wanker 

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

Weed Wanker by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

weed wanker 

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

weed wanker by Brady boio March 1, 2019