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Urban Dictionary Editor Apathy Syndrome (UDEAS) 

This occurs while someone has been editing urban dictionary posts for a couple of hours and starts to get annoyed about how many idiotic people post redundant uncreative unoriginal definitions.
i've got a case of urban dictionary editor apathy syndrome (UDEAS) and i think i need to take a break.

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.
Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editor 

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided not to publish it. Don't take it personally!"
"F*ck that! I f*cking hate those Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors!"

Urban Dictionary's Top Editor 

A mysterious person who will continually be unknown to us (Urban Dictionary Readers), since we can't call him/her out by name. We only know that he/she has a computer with the internet and he/she decides who has the hottest definitions.
I hope I get a bunch of "thumbs ups" by the mysterious Urban Dictionary's Top Editor.

A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary 

A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary: Hm.. know what would be smart? If we didn't accept the term Ur sistr a mistr. But we accept Happy Tapioca

Any other person: You are a dumbass