To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."
Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.
Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.
Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god
Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.
Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god
by Josh_S September 08, 2006
from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.
Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.
by Abba Dabba August 08, 2003
When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.
by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018