Tomas is your average gonzoogler, however, when night falls, Tomas turns into pac-man and seeks out big men named Tyrone Jaquavious III and guzzles all of their juices. In his free time, he likes squirting ketchup on kindergartners, spreading mayonnaise over himself and then rolling in the sand, and shoving whole pickles into the dickhole. He comes from a long line of holy Christians. Tomas is not invited to the cookout.
Attractive Kindergartner: I have not seen Tomas all day.
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}
by FGTFVGFGG April 6, 2022
Get the Tomasmug. by SauceEPIC March 12, 2021
Get the Tomasmug. This boy will mean everything to you, you may not realize, but he will. He is “crazy” but in a good way..
Whenever you glare into his ocean eyes you will see someone special you will have a feeling for him even if you don’t feel it yourself.. He is like a dream that you hope you could never wake up from..
You will fall for him and you cannot do anything about it, I want you to know that in the long run, he is the best human being in the whole world you could ever ask for, truly.
Your constantly wondering if you are on his mind, your constantly wondering if he likes you back, your constantly wondering if he even knows you exist, I know how that feels all day everyday so there, I said it(not really) Tomas, I have a crush on you always&forever also love you always and forever
But that’s all life right? falling for him in high school, typical.. the Tomas I see is blond(Also typical) and athletic.. anyways this turned out to be my emotions, not a definition lol sorry
xoxo
-a
Whenever you glare into his ocean eyes you will see someone special you will have a feeling for him even if you don’t feel it yourself.. He is like a dream that you hope you could never wake up from..
You will fall for him and you cannot do anything about it, I want you to know that in the long run, he is the best human being in the whole world you could ever ask for, truly.
Your constantly wondering if you are on his mind, your constantly wondering if he likes you back, your constantly wondering if he even knows you exist, I know how that feels all day everyday so there, I said it(not really) Tomas, I have a crush on you always&forever also love you always and forever
But that’s all life right? falling for him in high school, typical.. the Tomas I see is blond(Also typical) and athletic.. anyways this turned out to be my emotions, not a definition lol sorry
xoxo
-a
by invisibleintrovert May 26, 2018
Get the Tomasmug. by frickfracketysnicksnackety May 22, 2019
Get the tomasmug. Toma is a name often given to absolute sexual geniuses who can make women so horny and wet that women have been know to hold battle over who will get to be screwed by him. In these battles all the women have hot lesbian sex and the three hottest have a foursom with Toma. People whos names are Toma generally have larger penises than most mortal men and never have to masturbate for they have no lack of women and usualy lose there virginity to hot nurses working at the hospital.
by Honeykin February 4, 2009
Get the Tomamug. Tomas is DUMMY STUPID!
by Jefferson23 June 28, 2019
Get the Tomasmug. A kid in high school, who no one knows, the only friends he has are the ones he made in elementary school. Most of his friends all girls who have all friend zoned him yet he has had more relationships than you. He's a wannabe hipster fuckboy. He prolly plays some lame sport. Spends his weekends working and doing homework because he has no life but still has average grades because he averages af. He's not that attractive but he thinks he is cause he over 6ft, has a weird/funny but more weird personality. Can't sing. Wears the same shirt every day. Ain't about shit. But you still like, you're too good for him but you still like him and try to convince yourself he's not all that bad but he is all that bad.
Girl 1: Tomas
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas
Girl 3: idk who that is
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas
Girl 3: idk who that is
by smithsmithsmith222 December 23, 2017
Get the Tomasmug.