A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.
by Anonymous January 25, 2005
A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.
Also known as a piledriver.
Also known as a piledriver.
*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
by Whadayafuckingeyeee May 20, 2018
1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.
2. an uptight bitch
2. an uptight bitch
"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."
"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"
"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"
by S to da B April 23, 2006
by Skjor August 04, 2020
A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.
I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.
by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020
by LouGee August 28, 2008
by tiler and sophie July 16, 2011