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International Fuck The Police Day 

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?
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The Glenbrook Academy of International Studies 

A special division of Glenbrook South and North with 120 students at any given time, 30 students per grade level, that have special privileges. These unique species commonly affiliate themselves with hardcore debate, classical music, too much technology, and often have nothing better to do than their homework. Students in the "Academy" are often labeled "Academites".
Typical conversation between a teacher and a student from the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:

Teacher: Who are you?

Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--

Teacher: Yes.

International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea 

(MULTILATERAL GOVERNMENT) United Nations entity created in 1982 (entered operation 1994); arbitrates disputes related to the oceans, seas, and minerals underneath. It is based in Hamburg, Germany.

The International Tribune for the Law of the Sea has jurisdiction over those areas of the ocean floor that are not clearly delineated national waters. It was created by the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea.
The International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea is in the news a lot these days because of growing controversy over possible mineral rights to the Arctic Ocean.

international day of the cranky c*nt 

A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.
Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt

International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day 

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games
Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.

International Yell At The Moon Day 

A holiday in which you can, without consequence, shout vulgarities at the moon.
International Yell At The Moon Day takes place on November 14th.

International give your best friend a kiss on the cheek day 

He/she are your best friend, do you seriously need an explanation? GO KISS THEM ON THE CHEEK
karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!