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Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017
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Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?
by Truxtin May 2, 2024
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criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same
last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
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Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick May 10, 2018
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