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The Bells 

Explosive diarrhea normally cause by eating fast food, specifically Taco Bell - hence the name.
Good god where's the bathroom, I've freaking got the bells.
Other uses - Where's the bathroom, I need to ring the bell.
The Bells by do hur June 7, 2007

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs
Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.