BANG THE BUTTON

IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -

TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Kiss the button

A foil fencing term in which you annoy your opponent into raising his guard by constantly poking them in the mask until he knocks your blade away opening him up for a legal thrust. Term referring to the rubber safety button on the end of a fencing foil

He way way too good at defense so I made him kiss the button until he got so pissed that I easily got him with a stop-thrust

by angrycelt April 10, 2015

push the button

1. To unload on or completely obliterate an adversary or enemy. A reference to the President launching a nuclear strike.

2. A female rubbing one out or getting one rubbed out

Mayweather fights in a style that doesn't let his opponents push the button.
When grandpa watches Fox News all day all he becomes cranky and mutters about pushing the button on those anti christian sand diggers.
When we stay with her parents at the cabin my girlfriend expects me to at least push the button when we go off to sleep.

by Rocky Mountain Potorado April 14, 2016

push the button

Telling someone to shut up, or to completly change the subject that the target has no idea what to say.

(hey have you seen the news lately?) "Push the button"! What? You heard me. Okay?

by Fat_Boyh September 25, 2006

push the button

To make oneself throw up by putting a finger down ones throat. Possibly after a heavy drinking session.

I've drunk too much, I'm going to have to push the button down the toilet or I won't get to sleep.

by charlesmcguffy October 23, 2007

Of The Button Sensation

The Sensation You Get In That Split Second , From When you Hit The Button on a Controller To Achieving Pure Brilliance on the TV screen. (Whilst Gaming).

" I knew i was going to score that goal with Ronaldo before it went in, its was the 'Of The Button Sensation'" I could feel it, it just felt right

"Wow what a goal, pure brillannce, you can tell when and amazing goal is going to go in. It is that Of the Button Sensation

by Funmz December 25, 2009

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

by bensandgren September 28, 2014