The American Dream

Eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting your ass eaten out.

"This is the American Dream!" - Man eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting his ass eaten out.

by PK-Wizzle September 26, 2007

The American School in London

Awesome school for those rich enough to attend. You'll feel out of place if your dad isn't a CEO or banker though.

Person 1 sees Person 2 sporting every kind of designer clothing/accessories possible.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "The American School in London"
Person 1: "Explains a lot"

by cute22 November 27, 2012

the american cockrocket

A group of five or more american males fucking each other from behind until all the males are involved, thus creating a circle of enjoyment where every 15 seconds, each male takes turns groaning and cumming in their partners asshole.

The group of males had to take part in the American cockrocket in order to get into the sewing club.

by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018

The American doughnut

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty

Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

by Tomorrow’s tit December 24, 2020

The American Car Ride

when you have sex in a car will its moving

me and my girlfriend went into a taxi and as it started to move we both decided to do The American Car Ride.

by Frightfuldog November 9, 2009

The American Challenge

A team a five must drink a 30-rack, a handle of vodka, smoke 5 grams of marijuana, eat 2 large pizzas, and then complete a 100 piece puzzle (in that order). The alcohol must be completed before continuing on to the weed, which must be completed before continuing on to the pizza, which must be completed before continuing on to the puzzle. If a team member spills or throws up, then one member of that team must either drink 1 additional beer, or 2 additional shots. The first team to finish wins eternal glory.

Bro #1: Hey man, are you down to try the American Challenge with Blazer, Lazer, Tazer, and I tonight?

Bro #2: Hell no man, last time I tried the American Challenge I woke up naked in the cafeteria with puzzle pieces stuck to my face.

by Bro #2 April 1, 2012

kick the american

A game in which the main goal is to forcefully swing your foot into any part of an American to cause as much pain as possible.

Requires an American.

It's time to play kick the American!

by ohr August 30, 2005