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tage

tage
tage is a god damn simp that cant get a girl for fucking shit, he always hangout with girls instead of the boys even though he cant get one anyway
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Tage

A Tage is the most perfect man youll ever meet. He is funny and caring, attentive and wise. He had a mohawk but not anymore, and is most likely a powerlifter. He will be your biggest supporter, and will surprise you with his hidden depth and qualities all the time. Sweet messages and nicknames are his thing. As a bonus, he is extremely musically gifted and will send you songs and discuss the lyrics if you let him.

You cant help but fall in love with Tage. Hes everything you could hope for.
"OMG, that guy did the best heavyweight clean- and jerk i've ever seen! He must be a Tage."
by i thought i was straight March 7, 2024
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Tage

Tage is the person to obsess about feet, specifically size 12 hairy men feet. I know this because I know one.
My friend loves feet”
“Let me guess, his names tage”
by User13253126679 January 22, 2023
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Tage

You are the one for
me. You’re so handsome and your smile. How did I ever get with you. Holding me and
comforting me when I know
I definitely never deserved
it. Kissing your lips and
looking deep in your brown
eyes relaxes me in a way.
Calling me when I'm crying,
loving me for me. I will love
you forever.
How’s Tage?
Oh he’s great <3
by tagesgirlfriend June 12, 2022
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