soysexual
soysexual by 1st soysexual May 28, 2021
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Sonysexual
Someone so obsessed with the Sony playstation that they will blindly purchase and staunchly defend the company despite having absolutely no return from the company itself. Sonysexuals are characterised by an frequent use of internet slang such as "n00b" and "Pwn". Another characterisation is an unflinching defense of even the most awful mistakes by Sony, and the unquestioning purchase of even their worst products.
Reasonable gent - "So, Sony promised a hard drive with the PS2 and never delivered."
Sonysexual - "So what, Sony don't need to, the memory card RULES. Shut up, n00b."
Reasonable gent - "Oh wow, Sony's PS2 online capabilites are AWFUL! There is close to NO one who would defend such a cheap shoddy outing."
Sonysexual - "Oh what? Shut up! Sony rules, you know nothing n00b, shut up".
Reasonable gent - "The PS3 is being released for $600?! That is ridiculously expensive. That and it'll probably be made of the same faulty hardware that plagued the PS2, made to break in a year so you have to buy a new one."
Sonysexual - "Oh let me guess, you have an X-BOX!! Shows how little you know. PS2 rules, your system sucks balls, you know nothing, shut up, n00b".
Sonysexual - "So what, Sony don't need to, the memory card RULES. Shut up, n00b."
Reasonable gent - "Oh wow, Sony's PS2 online capabilites are AWFUL! There is close to NO one who would defend such a cheap shoddy outing."
Sonysexual - "Oh what? Shut up! Sony rules, you know nothing n00b, shut up".
Reasonable gent - "The PS3 is being released for $600?! That is ridiculously expensive. That and it'll probably be made of the same faulty hardware that plagued the PS2, made to break in a year so you have to buy a new one."
Sonysexual - "Oh let me guess, you have an X-BOX!! Shows how little you know. PS2 rules, your system sucks balls, you know nothing, shut up, n00b".
Sonysexual by Nth RooCH September 1, 2008
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Sansexual
Sansexual is a new sexual orientation recently discovered by people of America. It means to want to fuck Sans from Undertale.
Sansexual by Giorno Joestar October 18, 2019
shysexual
Someone who doesn't seem to show an interest in either gender. They're just not openly sexual. Usually it's just because they're increadibly shy.
Slagsexual
When someone has no sexual preference and can not be defined by being gay or straight.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.
"What she's sleeping with Annie now? I did not know she was gay."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."
Slagsexual by darlingdear March 2, 2012
ShaoSexual
Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇
Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯
ShaoSexual by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020
Scarsexual
Person A: I’m coming out as scarsexual!
Person B: you’re a fucking weirdo Morgan hey some help please.
Person B: you’re a fucking weirdo Morgan hey some help please.
Scarsexual by Edward Newgate June 22, 2021