cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

by nomanbags April 2, 2010

English Toy Spaniel

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!

That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.

by EnglishToySpaniel July 15, 2009

PR spaniel

A public relations or marketing person who gushes enthusiastically about a concept or story idea to a journalist, but understands very little about the actual subject matter - much like a spaniel can be *really* excited about fetching that stick, but doesn't know why.

Rebecca called me today and blabbed on about some garbage concept her client's firm is working on. She's such a spaniel.

by L.A.R.S.O. May 3, 2005

spaniel

a breed of dog which comes in many types and colours. most of them make good gun dogs. they have droopy ears and are often medium or small in size.

my spaniel has the cutest ears.

by little miss shy June 6, 2007

spaniel

Known for its kind-hearted nature, the spaniel is a small breed of dog.

Person 1: What a pretty dog!
Person 2: Oh, no, there are lots of them. They're called spaniels.

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

Brittany Spaniel

The best hunting dogs in the entire world!!! Can be a little annoying at times but loving all the same

Brittany Spaniels are white with bronze spots.

by Hunter girl 500 August 23, 2011