A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.
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by not [AK]Kaiser Soze April 29, 2004
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by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018
Get the keyser soze mug.Keyser Soze was a grief stricken Hungarian man who was forced to kill his family to save them from horror and pain.
by catzhaan October 18, 2020
Get the Keyser Soze mug.To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.
Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.
Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025
Get the Keyser Söze it mug.Reversed Keyser Söze is when you think you're tricking the police (or someone that's in a position of power) and you end up ratting on yourself. Usually for a very hideous crime such as sexual assault.
It derives from a large court settlement when the infamous former Swedish photographer Dino Soldin ended up giving the Swedish police all the evidence they needed for the rape charges since he had filmed all of his sex crimes.
It derives from a large court settlement when the infamous former Swedish photographer Dino Soldin ended up giving the Swedish police all the evidence they needed for the rape charges since he had filmed all of his sex crimes.
He did a Reversed Keyser Söze. He snitched on himself.
by aaaden December 23, 2023
Get the Reversed Keyser Söze mug.When somebody up and disappears. Can be used when your friend was just there and disappeared, or when you told somebody they was about to get jacked.
I told that fool 'if you mess with my girls again, ima drop u' and the next thing i know... that fool Kaiser Sozed...
by Akachan June 12, 2007
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