playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.

Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.

by Rachel is a thot January 20, 2016

Joe Somebody

Internet Wigger Rap sensation from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario. Joe somebody throws down the most technical versus almost unimaginably.

"I smoke good weed bitch, I'm from mawfuckin canada shit"
-Joe Somebody

"Yo, yo yo, yall dont even know my favorite cookies is oreos"
-Joe somebody

"Joe somebody, ya know me"
-Joe somebody

His videos are widely available on youtube and is known as the worst rapper ever.

Youtube: "Joe somebody rap" or "worst rap ever"

Damn nigga, this whiteboy is worse at spittin than Joe Somebody!

by OsamaBindairDundat September 29, 2009

Like A Somebooooooooooody!

A commonly used phrase by ownage pranks to express frustration.

Like A Somebooooooooooody!! Why you hang up on me today!! I take two chopsticks and shove them up yo ass!!

by Ezio the delivery man January 18, 2011

Is somebody frying bologna?

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.

I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.

by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

somebody set us up the bomb

The proper term is somebody set up us the bomb. See that definition for detail.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

by bob June 13, 2005

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

sojeartha

Sojeartha is a kind hearted girl who is very lustful when it comes to bed. She attracts all sorts of men ranging from 15-30s. She is the best looking woman to every set foot on planet Earth.

•Sojeartha was great in bed last night
•Sojeartha did not get any minute of sleep last night
•Me and Sojeartha did the dirty everywhere today

by DickHunter321 February 11, 2022