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paralyptic snow angel 

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.
It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.
paralyptic snow angel by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Minnesota Snow Angel 

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!

Minnesota Snow Angel 

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.
Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!

Ohio Snow Angel 

An act where several people proceed to defecate on the ground, diarrhea kind. Then, one person lays down in the poo and proceeds to make a snow Angel in it. Whole that is happening, the rest of the people have bukkake fun on the person making the "snow Angel".
I made an Ohio Snow Angel last night. It was the best night ever.
Ohio Snow Angel by BillyBob81 October 1, 2022

Haitian Snow Angel 

A haitian snow angel is the act of ejaculating in a girls anus, then having her take a laxative, then eating her out.
guy 1: my girl was feelin like it so i gave her a haitian snow angel.
Haitian Snow Angel by hexxydome April 16, 2025

Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.
Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.