Greatest & most beautiful province in Canada. No people, we all had to go to Boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. Too bad we're continually screwed over by a**hole politicians in Ottawa, and powerful interests in western Canada who sh*t on us. Nova Scotia (and NB & PEI) are even more isolated from the rest of Canada by those crying limp-wristed pussy frogs in Queerbec who won't stop whining, so pretty soon we'll have to join the U.S. and become the 7th New England state. They do more for us than the rest of Canada anyway. Hell, we're already part of Red Sox Nation. We'll NEVER be fans of the Blow-Jays or the not so dearly departed Expos. Nova Scotia rocks, the rest of Canada can kiss our asses.
How can you tell the difference between someone from Nova Scotia and someone from Quebec?
The person from NS will wave and say "Hello". The person from Quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the pussies they are if you confront them.
The person from NS will wave and say "Hello". The person from Quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the pussies they are if you confront them.
by Little Jack Horny February 14, 2005
Get the Nova Scotia mug.This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.
NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008
NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008
Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia
Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse
Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....
(1 month, 4 days later)
Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse
Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse
Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....
(1 month, 4 days later)
Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse
by Shellemon August 1, 2010
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Nova Scotians love children and pets, but have no time for adults, particularly those who "come from away". If you weren't born or raised in the province, there's no place for you. No jobs to speak of, unless you're willing to work for such miserable pay and conditions, not even a Nova Scotian would consider it. Employers rarely return phone calls and people with decent jobs cling to them with a fierce tenacity.
In short, it's a great place to live if you're rich or self-sufficient. Otherwise, look elsewhere.
In short, it's a great place to live if you're rich or self-sufficient. Otherwise, look elsewhere.
"Hello, I just moved to Nova Scotia and I'm looking for.... Hello? Hello? Yes, is this Human Resources? Excuse me, but did you say that the person who does the hiring is on paid leave for two years? And the vacancy has been filled by her cousin? Is there someone else who... Hello?"
by cfa April 14, 2009
Get the Nova Scotia mug.A small place in Nova Scotia Canada. About 45 minutes away from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Windsor is the birthplace of hockey
Guy 1: i live in the Quebec, which is the birthplace of hockey.
Guy 2: you are a dumbass, Windsor, Nova Scotia is the birthplace of hockey
Guy 2: you are a dumbass, Windsor, Nova Scotia is the birthplace of hockey
by hockey fan-09 December 4, 2010
Get the Windsor, Nova Scotia mug.An outgoing girl with a crazy streak. She's a brunette and has gorgeous curves. She may seem intense and too forward but she's a kind soul at heart. She's very strong in what she believes and is friendly to everyone unless you decide to mess with HER people. She has a very creative mind, but maybe likes to keep her inventive thoughts to herself. Everyone likes to be friends with her because she's honest and very accepting. Once you're in her click, she'll never leave you behind and always look after you, but in the way she wants to do it. It's awesome to have a friend named Scotia because you know she'll always be there.
"Wow that girl's crazy cool!"
"What's her name?"
"Her name's probably Scotia."
"You should go talk to her!"
"I don't want her to yell in my face!"
"Omg! Scotia's so funny!"
"I know! She's hilarious!"
"What's her name?"
"Her name's probably Scotia."
"You should go talk to her!"
"I don't want her to yell in my face!"
"Omg! Scotia's so funny!"
"I know! She's hilarious!"
by Maybe76 April 20, 2019
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the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.
first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.
also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.
the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.
some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!
the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.
first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.
also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.
the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.
some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!
the nova scotia joint
by beeareeyeehen November 9, 2005
Get the the nova scotia joint mug.A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.
Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?
Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.
Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.
by Anal OPA April 24, 2018
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