Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

ShitMac

When you get a free McDonald's Big Mac via mobile order deals, shit inside of it, and throw it at someone's front door.

Guy 1: I'm not hungry man, what are we gonna do with this Big Mac we got for free?
Guy 2: Let's make a ShitMac dude!
Guy 1: And throw it at Justin Johnson's door? Hell yeah!

by Styx13 May 1, 2018

Shitmachine

(noun) One who shits very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time... even after you spray Lysol or Oust...

Hey what's that smell?

Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.

Did you spray any Oust?

No, It doesn't help anyway.

by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009